http://touchourmonkey.com/m/immcast en-us 2008 talent@touchourmonkey.com itunes@touchourmonkey.com A touch of crude humor, poor taste, dumb stories, and drinking is what makes The Touch Our Monkey Show so special. Not "special" in the traditional way, but more like...lickin' the windows on the little bus while wearing a helmet kinda "special". No subject is too small, too controversial, or too dumb for us. The Touch Our Monkey Show A touch of crude humor, poor taste, dumb stories, and drinking is what makes The Touch Our Monkey Show so special. Not "special" in the traditional way, but more like...lickin' the windows on the little bus while wearing a helmet kinda "special". yes The Touch Our Monkey Show When to discuss Masturbation? Breastfeeding ends when? When to discuss wacking off, Actors pissy. Thu, 15 Jul 2010 09:48:37 -0400 jason, dan, actors, pissy, masturbation, movies yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/216/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_98.MP3 The Touch Our Monkey Show He blew shit up. 4th of July Stories, Mosquitos, Hot weather, The 100th show and boobies Thu, 08 Jul 2010 09:44:04 -0400 jason, dan, boobs, penis, movies yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/215/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_97.MP3 The Touch Our Monkey Show You delete my comment, I delete you. Getting ready for the 100th show. Taking ideas. Thu, 01 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0400 jason, dan, beer, stuff, music, bands yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/214/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_96.MP3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Slap that damn kid. What ever happened to slapping your kid, spankings, or soap in the mouth without abuse charges? Thu, 24 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0400 Dan, Jason, kids, beer, abuse, slap yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/213/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_95.MP3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Scissors or razors...what's your preference? Dan and Jason discuss manscaping. Jason is unaware of current events with BP so Dan fills him in. Thu, 17 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0400 dan, jason, beer, boobies, manscape, bp, oil, balls yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/212/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_94.MP3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Gays in the military while the Prez smokes a cig. Lets see BP use a huge tampon to clean the water. Thu, 10 Jun 2010 10:14:39 -0400 jason, dan, bp, oil, prez. yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/211/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_93.MP3 The Touch Our Monkey Show We eat pussy. dan and jason discuss celebrity deaths and breaking windshields. Thu, 03 Jun 2010 09:45:44 -0400 movies, jason, dan, beer, pussy yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/210/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_92.MP3 The Touch Our Monkey Show BP pisses in the Gulf Updates on the movie, casting going well, oil spills, technology, and other sh*t. Sat, 29 May 2010 00:00:00 -0400 stuff, jason, dan, beer, music, boobs yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/209/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_91.MP3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Long stories... what was your point again?? Jason filmed a wedding, dan lost a few pounds, and so much more. Thu, 20 May 2010 00:00:00 -0400 dan, jason, wedding, stuff, beer, dildo yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/208/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_90.MP3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Your Ass is Huge, Your Car Is small! Carlton and KD the Comic stop by to lend a hand. Carlton gets the big black microphone... We know he lOVED it. Thu, 13 May 2010 00:00:00 -0400 Carlton, jason, dan, KD the Comic, beer yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/207/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_89.MP3 The Touch Our Monkey Show A great idea is shared.....from me to you. Jason shared his idea for a new commercial. Dan talks about stuff. Jason has a fit with ideas. Thu, 06 May 2010 00:00:00 -0400 movies, news, beer, dan, jason yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/206/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_88.MP3 The Touch Our Monkey Show What toys we boys have Lots of updates. So much to talk about. Thu, 29 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0400 toys, jason, beer, dan, stuff. yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/205/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_87.MP3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Hanging out with Papership We hand with the crew of Papership, ward off technical difficulties, and drink beer Thu, 22 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0400 papership, band, music, beer, bear, jason, dan, boobies, balls, shaving yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/204/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_86.MP3 The Touch Our Monkey Show So many new things. New updates, Job functions, space..the private frontier, and dan talks snowballing. Thu, 15 Apr 2010 11:27:28 -0400 dan, jason, beer, cops, snowball, stuff yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/203/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_85.MP3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Banking could be so much more fun Jason has shitty neighbors, the cops are idiots, and banking is boring. Thu, 08 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0400 jason, dan, beer, boobs, cops, dumb, neighbors, tellers, banks, boobies no http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/202/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_84.MP3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Punishment for every crime. 3 strike run out dated. Jason states what is justice. Citizens arrest. Hide in wall lockers. Thu, 01 Apr 2010 10:41:17 -0400 jason, dan, beer, army, citizen, music, bands, crime, stuff yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/201/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_83.MP3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Technical difficulties made us do it Ghetto Style. Despite technical issues, we were on time. Unusual for us. Lots of topics. Lots of stories. Just listen. Thu, 25 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0400 jason, dan, beer, boobs, ghetto, stories, music, tv, stuff yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/200/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_82.MP3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Introducing "Special People" Includes back-stage audio not aired LIVE. Josh and Ann stop by to get a full dose of "Special". Jason gets crazy and a bit ADHD on everyone. Dan defends his hetero status. Ann hold a big black mic provocatively. Josh defends her...kinda. Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0400 Jason, Dan, Josh, Joshua, Ann, Couple, people, beer, porn, beer, black, microphone, wii, rock band, ps3, stuff. yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/199/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_81.MP3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Real 3d for Porn. Corey Haim dead, whitey..the new minority, Dan is looking for a good woman...or man. Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0500 dan, jason, minority, offended, laugh, porn, real 3d, tv, corey haim, whitey, woman, man yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/198/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_80.MP3 The Touch Our Monkey Show How do YOU rate a fart? KD stops by to plug his shit! Vagazzzling...whats up with that? How do you rate farts? Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0500 Jason, dan, vagina, vagazzle, fart, KD, Kelly Doane, comic, comedian, beer, prostitute yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/197/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_79.MP3 The Touch Our Monkey Show She must have had a hot avatar! Stupid people strike again. Women stalkers are back. Take a cruise get sick. Thu, 25 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0500 jason, dan, beer, avatar, women, stalker, cruise, food, poison, illness, people, stupid yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/196/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_78.MP3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Jesus was outed by Sir Elton John. Nearly unbreakable phones. Playing yard darts. Idol should be on Springer? Arrest kids for drawing on desks. Thu, 18 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0500 idol, springer, jason, dan, beer, porn, kids, phones, darts yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/195/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_77.MP3 T.O.M. Entertainment Razzies, Construction vehicles, and movies. Woody joins us for some fun mental challenges of thinking. Woody talks about the Razzies, and Dan can't figure out who Liv Tyler is. Tue, 09 Feb 2010 10:33:04 -0500 jason, dan, beer, movies, boobs, stuff, woody, porn, liv, tyler yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/194/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_76.MP3 T.O.M. Entertainment Tom Around The World Joins us for some Jello and Porn. flavored milk and spaghetti. Don't ask don't tell. New Website changes. Tom's a busy guy. Media Whores for money. Thu, 04 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0500 om around the world, music,, beer, porn, jello, jason, dan, lesbians yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/193/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_75.MP3 T.O.M. Entertainment Interview with Canadian Band To Buy the physical CD: http://www.maplemusic.com/artists/jct/default.asp LINKS: www.thejunctionband.com www.myspace.com/thejunction http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/group.php?gid=2398140983 email: friends@thejunction.ca Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0500 The Junction, bands, canada, canadian, pop, rock, artists no http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/192/The_Junction.MP3 T.O.M. Entertainment Guest Eris stops by. Canada, Olympics and H1N1, Jeff Rozak screws with on-screen graphics and we thought it was a hacker Thu, 28 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0500 H1N1, Canada, Olympics, Hacker, Jeff Rozak, Dan, Jason, Beer, Boobs, Eric yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/191/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_74.MP3 The Touch Our Monkey Show "What was your point to that?" China doesn't think our products are safe for them. Jason lists car brands that are dead/dying. Dan is himself. Jason is still sick. Fri, 22 Jan 2010 12:03:13 -0500 jason, dan, beer, boobs, stuff, mj, latoya, jackson, china, products, bong no http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/190/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_73.MP3 The Touch Our Monkey Show KD joins us. Dan and Jason share stories. Jason calls the cops on a cop. Fri, 15 Jan 2010 12:28:08 -0500 jason, dan, cops, beer, nudies, movie yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/189/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_72.mp3 T.O.M. Entertainment The comedic stylings of KD the Comic LIVE performance in-studio on the T.O.M. Entertainment stage. Fri, 15 Jan 2010 12:19:02 -0500 kd the comic, funny, comedy, music, monkey yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/188/KDLIVE.mp3 T.O.M. Entertainment Live Performance of The Boatmen From the T.O.M. Entertainment Studio, a live performance by The Boatmen Sun, 10 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0500 boatmen, music, rock yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/187/The_Boatmen_LIVE.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show How do polygamists use Facebook marital status? Dan and Jason swap stories of credit cards, Dan discusses how facebook is against people with multiple spouses. Jason chimes in with how people should have multiple spouses as a rule. Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0500 dan, jason, porn, boobs, beer, sex, orgasm, polygamist, marriage, facebook, multiple, credit, cards yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/186/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_71.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show What kind of comic are you? Funny? KD the Comic stops by to promote his upcoming show. KD performs LIVE. Stupid people are on Dan's mind. Jason talks about the pizza incident. Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500 dan, jason, beer, porn, boobies, kd, comic, funny, dildo, stuff, pizza, comedy, stand-up, live, show, midget yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/185/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_70.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Dressed like Santa and an Elf, Jason and Dan compare Santa to the devil. Our analysis of the man in red, stupid news, What we want for x-mas. Thu, 24 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500 dan, jason, beer, boobs, presents, money, x-mas, christmas, gifts yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/184/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_69.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show We started the show, and it all went wrong? Dan and Jason talk about their week. Apparently Jason had one day that made up for a boring week. Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500 dan, jason, boobs, porn, beer, stuff yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/183/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_68.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show When Jason drinks, everybody loses. "Woody" stops by. Jason and Dan discuss how "Woody" looks like the next one to be on "To Catch A Predator". Dan's not up to par, and Tiger Woods got his ass kicked. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500 Jason, Dan, Woody, beer, boobies, porn, chicken, waffles, watermelon, lesbians, challenge, tiger, drinks, s&m yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/182/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_67.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Woody and "Ask Kara" join us for some fun and shooting the sh*t. Dan finds his "Gay" status as a "Cub". Kara answers questions about lube. Woody shows us that they do let "Special" people walk freely among the populous. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500 dan, jason, kara, woody, beer, porn, stage, music, art, artist, stuff, stupid, cub, gay, lesbian, cheese, dumb, special yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/181/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_66.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Its Turkey Day AGAIN! Our salute to turkeys and stuffing. Jason gets buzzed on rum and pepsi, Dan hates black friday, and the news is not so exciting. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500 dan, jason, beer, boobies, porn, stuffing, turkey, event, live, holiday, people, drunk, rum, pepsi, news yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/180/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_65.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Jason starts back drinking on the show. Jason drinks and vows to drink on every show. Dan talks about Palin and Obama. Cops are naughty. Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500 dan, jason, beer, porn, boobs, palin, obama, auto-tune, music, video, cameras, chat, stuff yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/179/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode64.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show That's Right, we are back LIVE Ask Kara joins us to talk about mimes. Dan Annoys the sh*t out of Jason. Jason starts to lose his voice. Technical Difficulties rock the show, and Pizza Deliveries in style. Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500 mercedes, dan, jason, kara, pizza, mice, boobs, music, live, License plates yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/178/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode63.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show We review "Men Who Stare At Goats" I'm a Jedi warrior. You can't see me because I'm invisible.... Well, you can't see me because I'm good at hiding. Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:33:26 -0500 men who stare at goats dan beer movie jason popcorn yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/177/men_who_stare_at_goats.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show "Woody" graces us with his presence. Chinia can't afford the iPhone, guy sits on bottle and it breaks, texting, and Dan and Woody try to out weigh eachother. Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:00:00 -0500 dan, jason, china, iphone, porn, woody, wood, people, stuff, music, ass, bottle, guy yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/176/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode62.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show I think tonight we had way too much sugar We talk of lots of fun stuff. Halloween is upon us. Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0400 halloween, sugar, porn, boobies, blast, blow, dan, jason yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/175/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode61.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Bad drivers on golf carts. What can you spell? Healthcare makes new restrictions, old woman kills herself on cart, ghettoized things. Wed, 21 Oct 2009 10:34:06 -0400 ghetto, monkey, cart, old, woman, health care, stuff yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/174/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode60.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Ok, so we know a lot of movies So how many old movies, cartoon do you think they will make into a movie? Balls Deep joins us again for another fun show. Thu, 15 Oct 2009 08:29:00 -0400 balls deep, movies, dan, jason, porn, boobies yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/173/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode59.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show introducing 'Balls Deep'. So we have added a part time segment guy to the line-up. 'Balls Deep'. Just one more oddity to the already oddness we have. Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:48:29 -0400 balls deep, people, monkey, dan, jason, beer, porn, movies, stuff yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/172/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode58.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show We review Zombieland Ok, if you like Shawn of the dead, or great zombie movies with lots of funny, go see this. Sun, 04 Oct 2009 07:22:00 -0400 zombies, horror, funny yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/171/zombieland_review.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show How do we start talking about sh*t?? No, literally. We discuss bowel movements, and other things. Thu, 01 Oct 2009 10:51:00 -0400 feces, poop, dan, hot, smelly, monkey yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/170/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode57.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show We announce the emergence of "Balls Deep". We have a new sports commentator that we unveil called "Balls Deep". Everyone's in dept. Dan is fat. Thu, 24 Sep 2009 08:31:00 -0400 fat, dan, balls, deep, jason, monkey, beer, boobs yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/169/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode56.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Maggie Crowley and Johnny Blazes from The Femme Show We get to speak with 2 of the great performers from Boston's The Femme Show. www.thefemmeshow.com Tue, 22 Sep 2009 11:11:29 -0400 Johnny Blazes, Maggie Crowley, femme show, queer, gay, lesbian no http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/168/The_Femme_Show_Interview.mp3 iSight Films A Candid interview with Sepp Herbert and Vinny G of FeFe Entertainment Sepp Herbert of FeFe Entertainment discusses his love for the business, being a Producer, and gives advice to aspiring artists. Vinny G talks about being a new writer in today's music business. Mon, 21 Sep 2009 08:44:21 -0400 FeFe Entertainment, music, Producer, writer, songs, production, artist, musician, studio no http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/167/ The Touch Our Monkey Show Carlton stops by, Dan buys him a lap dance. Carlton returns to the show to tell us about his lap dance that Dan purchased for him only hours before the show. We describe different craps we have taken. Thu, 17 Sep 2009 11:26:00 -0400 poop, carlton, lap dance, stripper, boobies yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/166/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode55.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Dan didn't know Hef was married. Hugh Hefner divorcing, Dumb criminals, and immigrants still get benefits. Fri, 11 Sep 2009 04:19:00 -0400 illegal, immigrants, beer, dan, jason, monkey, hef, conrad, kimberly, playboy yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/165/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode54.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Leiana is from the band Leiana.. go figure... Oh, and she's HOT! Leiana describes what it's like to be bi... coastal that is. We get to hear about her unique sound, and chat about her tattoos. Visit her at: Leiana.com myspace.com/leiana itunes.com/leiana Wed, 09 Sep 2009 03:00:14 -0400 leiana, band, music, punk, rock, dan, beer, boobs, jason, monkey no http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/163/leiana_Interview.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Home alone kid is father of MJ's baby Dan talks about dildos, MJ is back in the news and he smoked weed, Tech Support sucks Thu, 03 Sep 2009 09:04:00 -0400 tech, MJ, beer, home alone, dan, stuff yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/162/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode52.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Our LAST LIVE SHOW Kara and Jeff join us to celebrate 1 year on the show, and the LAST LIVE SHOW. Thu, 27 Aug 2009 05:21:00 -0400 show, live, people yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/164/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_52.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Why are they remaking all of the already great movies of all time? Discussions include cash for clunkers, remaking old movies, fat people and tv, and much more. Thu, 20 Aug 2009 04:35:00 -0400 clunkers, fat, cash, porn, people, dan, beer, jason yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/161/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode51.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Did you know that? I did. Why didn't you? The Chevy Volt, College professors take their college's entrance essay test and fail, Cash for Clunkers is BS, Dan reads the news, and why do we need to know shit about Gates? Thu, 13 Aug 2009 09:57:00 -0400 Gates, chevy volt, college, beer, porn, tv, music, cash, chicken, myspace, facebook, tacos, waffles, hot sauce. yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/160/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode50.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show AJ and Adam from Brigantine. http://www.myspace.com/brigantine09 Punk Rock Thu, 06 Aug 2009 09:57:00 -0400 Brigantine, interview, Punk no http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/159/Brigintine.MP3 The Touch Our Monkey Show What Co-workers do to annoy you. Brigantine and Tom Around The World stop by. When cops just piss you off. Co-workers annoy you in so many ways. New toys and unsafe toys. Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:58:00 -0400 toys, brigantine, tom, dan, beer, jason, boobs, cops, yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/158/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode49.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Everybody's a racist, but we are equal opportunity haters. Lots in the news. Dan talks about food..big surprise there folks. Thu, 30 Jul 2009 09:29:00 -0400 Beer, porn, bitch, people, racist, food yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/157/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode48.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Harry Potter Sucks Racism hits College Professors, or does it? Taco Bell dog dies. 8 ways to get out of paying for a date. Thu, 23 Jul 2009 09:16:00 -0400 date,taco,bell,boobs,college,racism,black,american,police,professor,space,sea,ocean,harry,potter,sucks,8,ways,to,get,out,of,paying,for,a,date,beer,dan,jason,monkey,balls yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/154/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode_47.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show MJ made of Butter, Legalize POT, Sex on the mind Ask Kara joins us again and says she doesn't like it when she is rolled over and f*cked. Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:25:07 -0400 kara, rolled, pot, mj, jackson yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/151/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode46.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Stupid people in the chatroom try and crash the show Ginny stops by and visits. A horde of people show up in the chatroom and try to crash it with scripts. To their dismay, they were unsuccessful. But they did manage to get banned several times. Thu, 09 Jul 2009 06:39:00 -0400 stupid people, chatroom, porn, beer, Ginny, politics, stuff. yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/148/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode45.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Dan starts the show and drops the ball. Check out Touch Our Monkey Radio and TV. Jason talks about "The Hangover" Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:24:00 -0400 hangover, starts, dan, beer, boobies, porn, drunk yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/145/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode44.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett Dead. People do the dumbest things. MJ dead...young boys are saved. Commercials should be real. Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:31:00 -0400 commercials, michael jackson, farrah fawcett no http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/142/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode43.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show I was surrounded by hot lesbians while I took a piss. The Boston Pride trip Exposed. Dan hates stupid people. Jason thinks P2P should be like Walmart. Fri, 19 Jun 2009 10:53:00 -0400 P2P, Boston, pride, lesbian, boobies yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/139/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode42.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Dan ate his fill at a Clam Bake Dan calls DHL to ship teeth, Jason wonders what the hell is going on, and The Touch Our Monkey Network debuts. Thu, 11 Jun 2009 11:24:00 -0400 network, clam, beer, boobies, dan, DHL yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/136/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode41.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Our site goes down faster than a Thai Hooker on payday. Due to issues with the domain registrar, our site goes down for a week. Dan sings, and we chat about lots of strange shit. Wed, 10 Jun 2009 11:31:56 -0400 strange, shit, site, domain yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/127/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode40.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Infinite Jesture Stops by Find more Infinite Jesture at: Wed, 10 Jun 2009 01:32:20 -0400 Band, interview, Infinite Jesture yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/133/Infinite_Jesture_Interview.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show A Candid interview with the band Lumination You can find more Lumination at: http://www.myspace.com/luminationmusic Wed, 10 Jun 2009 01:26:28 -0400 lumination, band yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/130/Lumination_interview.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show I knew Scientology was a cult. Scientology is on trial in France as a Criminal Organization, a priest has relations with a woman for a change, and Dan gets all grumpy during the news. Thu, 28 May 2009 11:36:00 -0400 news, priest, porn, boobs, beer, scientology, chicken yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/121/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode39.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Limited by portable technology, we look like a Dubbed Japanese film. Gay Marriage, Texting while driving, movie popcorn stories Thu, 21 May 2009 11:10:56 -0400 gay marriage, porn, boobs, beer, kara, popcorn yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/118/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode38.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show We do the show from the bar room. How shitty is it to be told you can't go to a prom and expect to graduate.. oh yeah, it's a religious school. Let the beer flow. Thu, 14 May 2009 03:39:00 -0400 beer, boobs, religious, dan, dildo, great american challenge yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/115/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode37.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Swine Flu, E-bay and midget porn! Jeff joins us. We have issues with the video for the show. Dan is Dan. We discuss what tattoos to get. Thu, 07 May 2009 09:24:00 -0400 tattoo, neva, beva, beer, porn, dildo, boobs yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/112/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode36.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Jason joins the NAACP because he is no longer classified as "white". Do white Africans who immigrate to the USA call themselves "African-American"? And if they do, do they get the same perks? Thu, 30 Apr 2009 02:32:00 -0400 african, beer, dan, porn yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/109/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode35.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show The guys from Lumination stop by. Dan tells us about his "Stinky Finger" idea. With a lot of talk about nothing, we manage to get Derek to not say "Ass" for more than 30 seconds. Dan talks about using vagina juice as glue. Thu, 23 Apr 2009 03:06:00 -0400 vagina, lumination, ass, dan, dildo, beer, boobs yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/103/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode34.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Jeff Rozak visits via Skype. A bunch of shit happens Thu, 16 Apr 2009 10:58:00 -0400 Jeff yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/100/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode33.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Kara tells us why and how the Easter Bunny Lays Eggs Neva sudits show and doesn't shut up. Thu, 09 Apr 2009 12:31:00 -0400 Neva, audit, bunny, Easter, porn, boobies, tits, beer, lick, fuck, chew, dildo, challenge yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/97/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode32.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Dan and Jeff don't let Jason talk... fuckers a bunch of shit is said, Dan is on crack, and Jeff is on Prozak Thu, 02 Apr 2009 10:06:00 -0400 dildo, prozac, rozak, boobs, anal, ass, dan, corn, porn yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/94/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode31.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Guests: Just Mark & Jeff Rozak We have a bunch of people on the line and Just Mark in the studio Thu, 26 Mar 2009 03:35:00 -0400 Mark, Kara, Jeff Rozak, dildo, porn, boobies, beer yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/91/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode30.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Jeff Rozak Finally makes an appearance Jeff Rozak Skypes in, Dan calls a place and finds out they are clueless, and we salute Leprachauns. Thu, 19 Mar 2009 03:46:00 -0400 Leprachauns, Jeff Rozak, porn, beer, dildos, lucky, commercial, cookie yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/88/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode29.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show OK, we have great sh*t when you donate. Things that piss us off, a new Spanky Magee, and lots more sh*t. Thu, 12 Mar 2009 05:12:00 -0400 porn, dildos, Kara, dan, Jason, pipes, donations yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/85/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode28.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show We are all sick. What about you? Jason and Dan are both sick. Kara agrees to the great American challenge but refuses to do it live on the air... Kim will work on that. Kara want's to get the monkey logo tattooed on her at Boston Pride. Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:47:00 -0500 boobs, sick, cold, flu, porn, vagina, lesbians, great american challenge, dildo, vibrator, tattoo yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/82/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode27.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show "It's not nice to say RETARDED!" We discuss what is the right way to have an ipod on at work, a variety of things you don't say to co-workers, What the stimulus plan is to us, and Jason's new coach in his pro UFC debut. Thu, 26 Feb 2009 10:57:00 -0500 Mark Gervais, Coach, Stimulus, Ipod, Etiquette, co-workers, porn, sex, condoms, dildos, beer, midgets. yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/79/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode26.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Technical difficulty won't stop the show. We have some difficulties with the show equipment, and A bunch of dumb shit. Sun, 22 Feb 2009 11:09:26 -0500 porn, beer, music, livestock, condoms, boobies, show, technical, child support yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/76/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode25.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Micheal Phelps, Condoms, When to Kick Ass, and Ask Kara We talk about a bunch of shit including current events, play some videos, and listen to new music by Jeff Rozak. Mon, 16 Feb 2009 05:32:04 -0500 Porn, music, vagina, kara, beer, condoms yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/73/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode24.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show It's not Underdog, it's Undergang jackass! Interview with Tom, Undergang, and Papership Thu, 05 Feb 2009 02:50:00 -0500 Papership, Tom Around the world, undergang, tattoos, porn, sex, condoms, beer, tits, boobs, women, blow jobs yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/70/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode23.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Interview with Operon We speak with Operon Thu, 29 Jan 2009 05:14:00 -0500 Operon, porn, cars, beer, sex, dildos yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/67/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode22.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Obama, Steak, and Carlton Special guest Carlton Thu, 22 Jan 2009 10:38:00 -0500 31:38 Obama, steak, promises, porn yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/64/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode21.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show High Fructose Corn Syrup...Evil HFCS Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:19:00 -0500 59:20 HFCS, Evil, Corn yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/61/The_touch_our_monkey_show_Episode_20.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Fake boobies and college experiences. boobs Thu, 08 Jan 2009 11:09:11 -0500 62:08 boobs yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/58/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode19.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Resolutions, Bucket Lists and Drinking. "Just Mark" joins us for our salute to New Years. Fri, 02 Jan 2009 11:16:00 -0500 51:04 New Years, porn, Monkey yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/55/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode18.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Part 2 of 2: Special Guest "Just Mark" Chrsitmas is still hell. What did you buy this year? Tue, 23 Dec 2008 12:17:00 -0500 61:51 hell, porn, christmas yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/52/The_touch_our_monkey_show_Episode_17_part2.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Part 1 of 2: Special Guest "Just Mark". Dan sings, warranties suck, and Christmas is hell Tue, 23 Dec 2008 12:14:00 -0500 88:02 christmas, porn yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/49/The_touch_our_monkey_show_Episode_17_part1.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show How to make porn. Kim and Kara show us their boobies. We discuss making porn, Kim and Kara's boobies, and dumb shit. Also, boost box-office ratings by having full sex scenes in R-rated movies. Thu, 18 Dec 2008 11:30:00 -0500 85:50 porn, sex, boobies, movies yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/46/The_touch_our_monkey_show_Episode_16.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Whats in cigarettes. Carlton says he is a virgin. Carlton visits the show. We look at what is in cigarettes...and tobacco is not anywhere near the top of the list. Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:15:00 -0500 77:12 virgin, porn, sex, monkey, carlton yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/43/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode15.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show We hate stupid people!! Stupid People and their dumb shit. Don't listen iof you don't like what we have to say. Thu, 04 Dec 2008 11:46:00 -0500 86:21 stupid, people, fuck yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/40/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode14.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Our "tribute" to the first Thanksgiving. We pay tribute to the first turkkey day, as well as annoy the hell out of Kara. Thu, 27 Nov 2008 03:02:00 -0500 98:29 turkey, lesbian yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/37/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode13.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Interview with Silent Fury. Kim from "Ask Kara" joins us as "Ask Kim" Lesbo love Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:07:36 -0500 100:00 lesbians yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/34/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode12.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show "There's no good white jokes." Jokes, stories, and dumb shit. Thu, 13 Nov 2008 10:04:33 -0500 80:59 white jokes, jokes, black, kara, porn, bong yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/31/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode11.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show A run of politics and donkey love. A discussion of the recent election outcomes, dumb stories, drinking, and a twist with ass love. Making fun of "uh".... a drinking game. Thu, 06 Nov 2008 09:29:58 -0500 58:16 ass, donkey, politics, "uh" yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/28/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode10.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Ask Kara tells us about her first lesbian experience. Ask Kara tells us about her double ended dildos. We explore how "shock jocks" and other radio personalities get kicked off the airwaves. Thu, 30 Oct 2008 10:17:00 -0400 77:56 lesbians, kara yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/25/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode9.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Special Guest: Tom Around The World, and "Ask Kara" Interview with Tom (tomaroundtheworld.com)and the debut of "Ask Kara" Thu, 23 Oct 2008 08:36:00 -0400 65:26 Kara, Tom, tomaroundtheworld yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/22/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode8.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Special Guest Jo Jo. We had to go easy on her just in case her parole officer was watching. Who needs Jerry Springer when you have friends like this. We ask the deep questions about oral sex, who's the baby's daddy, is that baby really black, and getting that check. We also discovered the caunegro (pronounced "ka-knee-grow". Thu, 16 Oct 2008 12:12:00 -0400 59:44 baby yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/19/The_Touch_Our_Monkey_Show_Episode7.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Why doesn't the KKK just open it's membership to everyone? If a banner for the "Black Church Expo" can be displayed in public areas on Billboards, why can't I put one up for the "White Church Expo"? Oh no, that would make me a racist. Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:26:00 -0400 59:07 Church, black, white, KKK yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/16/The_touch_our_monkey_show_Episode6.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show How screwed up is the world? We take a look at dumb shit everywhere. Some facts are just too funny to be true. funny Thu, 02 Oct 2008 05:42:00 -0400 57:31 facts yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/1/The_touch_our_monkey_show_Episode5.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Our view on current politics... Sometimes you just have to let it all out. What's going on with the political machine? Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:45:00 -0400 61:55 politics yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/13/The_touch_our_Monkey_Show_Episode4.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Cops and Bluetooth WHy do we get tickets for doing what the cops due. Thu, 18 Sep 2008 11:42:00 -0400 64:15 cellphones, bluetooth, cops yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/10/the_touch_our_monkey_show_Episode3.mp3 Touch Our Monkey Interview with Bob O'Malley - Owner of Lookers Showclub, and Exotic dancer Alana A look at the reality of Adult clubs. Visit Lookers at www.lookersclub.com Thu, 11 Sep 2008 02:23:00 -0400 87:52 stripper, club yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/4/the_touch_our_monkey_show_Episode2.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show The First show where we find out that you really can have a lot to say about nothing at all. First show filled with nothing but cinfusion Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:39:00 -0400 66:40 comedy, monkeys, sex yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/7/The_touch_our_monkey_show_Episode1.mp3 The Touch Our Monkey Show Jason joins the NAACP since he is not classified as "other" rather than "White" Jason makes an argument why he is not white since he has a tan. Are white Africans who immigrate to the USA claim to be "African American" and still get the same perks? Thu, 29 May 2008 02:28:00 -0400 african, demographic, white, flacko, desert sky, porn, beer, dan, jason, boobs yes http://touchourmonkey.com/files/immcast/106/